And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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