so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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