how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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