So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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