Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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