Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Randomize