made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she smelled like a LAN party
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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