Ambien. No doubt about it.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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