Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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