She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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