Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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