East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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