We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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