it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
