Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude i'm inner monologue high
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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