When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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