dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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