dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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