Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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