Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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