don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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