Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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