We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
what day is it and did you see me today?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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