A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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