like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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