GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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