at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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