Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
How external is "for external use only"?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Terrible idea I love it
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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