so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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