WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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