I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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