The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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