I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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