That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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