I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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