I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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