If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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