So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he was CRYING into my vagina
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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