Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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