if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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