Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Randomize
