I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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