I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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