I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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