last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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