Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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