We won't sleep together?
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My sheets look like a crime scene.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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