If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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