well you can't waste a boner
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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