So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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