My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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