How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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